"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask… I won’t tell."
Everything beautiful is far away
|White people:||You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!|
|Eyewitnesses:||He was on his knees with his hands up.|
|Medical examiner:||There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.|
|Convenience store owner and clerk:||There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.|
|Ferguson PD:||Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.|
|White people:||Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!|
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
This cat is freaking precious.
"And the horse award goes to… THAT CAT!"